A possible concise summary is:
This is a video transcript of a YouTuber reacting to a My Story Animated video about a girl named Kiara who falls in love with guys too easily and gets her heart broken. Her best friend Lauren tries to help her by setting her up with a guy named Steven, who turns out to be more compatible with her than her dreamy neighbor Brett, who cheats on her. The YouTuber makes sarcastic comments and jokes throughout the video and ends by promoting her merch and asking for likes and subscriptions.
Here are some key facts that I extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by a user named OG Wolfpack, who is reacting to a My Story Animated video about a girl who only dates psychos.
2. The girl's name is Kiara and she blames her mom, who is a soap opera actor, for her unrealistic expectations of love and romance.
3. Kiara falls for guys too easily and gets heartbroken when they dump her or cheat on her. She has dated Anthony, Leo, Mark and Brett, who all turned out to be bad for her.
4. Kiara's best friend Lauren tries to help her by setting her up with Steven, a nice guy from their school, but Kiara rejects him because she is attracted to Brett, her new neighbor.
5. Brett cheats on Kiara with another girl and Kiara breaks up with him after confronting him at a party. She also apologizes to Steven and agrees to give him another chance.
6. Lauren predicts that Kiara's relationships will last six weeks and sets an alert on her phone to remind her. She also makes Kiara sign a contract to go on three dates with Steven.
7. Kiara learns that Steven has had a crush on her for years and that he lied about his breakup to sound less interested. She decides to complete the contract and date him.
8. OG Wolfpack comments on the story and criticizes Kiara's choices and behavior. She also promotes her merch and asks her viewers to like, subscribe and turn on notifications.