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The text is a transcript of a video by the Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series that reviews bad retro games. The Nerd is playing Paperboy, a game where the player controls a paperboy who has to deliver newspapers to subscribers while avoiding obstacles and hazards. The Nerd criticizes the game for its awkward isometric angle, its unrealistic and unfair gameplay, its boring instruction manual, and its lack of logic and consistency. He also makes jokes and references to other games and pop culture. He expresses his frustration and hatred for the game, and ends by saying he has a delivery to make, implying he is going to destroy the game cartridge.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video review of the NES game Paperboy by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
2. The game is about delivering newspapers to subscribers and avoiding obstacles and hazards on the street.
3. The game was originally an arcade game by Atari in 1985 and was ported to many other platforms.
4. The game has an isometric perspective that makes aiming the newspapers difficult and frustrating.
5. The game has many bizarre and unrealistic elements, such as gravestones, tornadoes, breakdancers, and the Grim Reaper.
6. The game has a boring instruction manual that does not explain the backstory or characters of the game.
7. The game has a poorly designed obstacle course at the end of each stage.
8. The reviewer hates the game and thinks it is not as nostalgic or fun as some people remember it.