A possible concise summary is:
Laink and Terra are two friends who play a game similar to Monopoly, where they can buy and improve cities around the world. They compete with two other players, Ero and Hayzzer, who often annoy them with their cards and moves. They comment on their actions and make jokes in a humorous and vulgar tone. They often fall on Las Vegas, which costs them a lot of money and makes them sell their properties. They also mock each other's choices and luck. In the end, they both lose and laugh at their misfortune.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Laink and Terra are playing a game that involves buying and selling cities.
2. The game has a map with various cities, including Shanghai, Bali, Paris, and London.
3. Players can buy cities and collect rent when other players land on them.
4. There are special cards that can be used to gain advantages, such as "Reduce a city to nothing" or "Protect one of your cities against expropriation."
5. Laink buys Shanghai and sets a high rent for it, trying to get money from other players.
6. Terra tries to buy Paris, but it is too expensive.
7. Laink has a "Luck card" that allows him to destroy another player's city.
8. Terra gets a card that gives him a 50% discount on the next rent due.
9. Laink tries to buy Sydney, but Terra already owns it.
10. Terra lands on Paris and has to pay Laink a high rent.
11. Laink buys Dubai and sets a high rent for it.
12. Terra tries to buy London, but Laink already owns it.
13. Laink gets a card that allows him to reduce a city to nothing, and he chooses to destroy Terra's city.
14. Terra has to sell some of his cities to pay off debt.
15. Laink buys more cities, including Madrid and Venice.
16. Terra lands on Las Vegas and has to pay a high rent to Laink.
17. Laink goes bankrupt and has to sell some of his cities.
18. Terra buys back some of the cities that Laink had to sell.
19. The game ends with Terra having a lot of money and Laink having gone bankrupt.
20. Terra organizes the world championships in Milan.