A possible concise summary is:
The speaker reviews several Bible-themed video games for different consoles and criticizes them for being poorly designed, unoriginal, and inaccurate. He uses profanity, humor, and sarcasm to express his frustration and disbelief at how bad the games are. He ends by wishing the audience happy holidays.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by the Angry Video Game Nerd, a web series that reviews bad video games.
2. The video is about various games based on stories from the Bible, made by a Christian gaming company called WisdomTree.
3. The games are Bible Adventures, Bible Buffet, Super Noah's Ark 3D, Spiritual Warfare, and King of Kings.
4. The games are mostly rip-offs of other popular games such as Super Mario Bros., Wolfenstein 3D, and Zelda, with poor graphics, sound, and gameplay.
5. The games also include quizzes about the Bible, but some of them require a manual to answer, and some of them have the true and false options switched randomly.
6. The games have many absurd and nonsensical elements, such as Noah lifting animals over his head, soldiers throwing baby Moses in the water, exploding pancakes, flying squirrels, and goats trying to kill Noah.