This is a transcript of a video game commentary by a player who tries to play Fall Guys for the first time with another player. The commentator is very expressive and emotional, and often shouts or laughs. He struggles to pass the different levels and mini-games, and sometimes gets frustrated or surprised by the obstacles or other players. He also talks about ice cream flavors, pigeons, and football. He rates his performance at the end as three and a half out of ten.
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- The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a person who plays Fall Guys for the first time with another person.
- The person who plays Fall Guys for the first time is called the bumpkin, the blues, the pistachio, the cassoulet, or the melon.
- The other person who plays Fall Guys with the bumpkin is called the vanilla, the chef, or the peach.
- The bumpkin and the vanilla form a team called vanilla pistachio and they try to win different mini games in Fall Guys.
- The bumpkin struggles with some mini games and gets eliminated several times, but he also manages to reach some finals and win one game.
- The bumpkin and the vanilla have fun and joke about their performance, their outfits, their ice cream flavors, and their opponents.