A possible concise summary is:
Eugene, a member of the Try Guys, agrees to babysit his friend's baby, Wes, for the first time as a challenge. He struggles with feeding, changing, playing and putting Wes to sleep, while also trying to bond with him and keep him alive. He calls his friend for help once and manages to survive the day. He also dresses Wes in a matching suit and takes a cute picture. He realizes he loves Wes and would protect him from anyone. He ends the video by promoting the Try Guys' merch.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where Eugene from the Try Guys babysits Wes, Ned and Ariel's baby, for the first time.
2. Eugene is not a baby person and he is nervous and stressed about the task.
3. Ned and Ariel leave Eugene with Wes for five hours and give him some rules and tips on how to take care of him.
4. Eugene struggles with feeding, changing, sleeping and playing with Wes, but he also has some funny and cute moments with him.
5. Eugene uses his one lifeline to call Ned and Ariel for help when Wes won't nap.
6. Eugene dresses Wes in a matching suit outfit that he bought for him.
7. Eugene drinks some wine while Wes is napping and almost opens Ned's Macallan whiskey.
8. Ned and Ariel come back and thank Eugene for babysitting Wes. They offer him another date night but he says he would only do it if Keith or Zach are not available.
9. Eugene says he doesn't love Wes emotionally but he would murder anyone who tries to hurt him.
10. The text ends with a promotion of the Try Guys merch and a joke about cutting bitches