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This is a humorous and exaggerated recap of the plot of Half-Life, a video game where the protagonist Gordon Freeman, a deaf scientist, accidentally causes a portal storm that brings aliens to Earth. He has to fight his way through a secret facility, stop the alien invasion, and face the mysterious G-Man who offers him a job. The summary also contains references to other games, movies, and products, such as Gamers Subs, a sponsor of the video.
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