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The text is a transcript of a video where three people try to cross the ocean on trampolines with makeshift sails. They use paddleboards, tarps, broomsticks, duct tape and rope to build their vessels. They start from Clearwater, Florida and race to a bridge. One of them flips over and loses his phone in the water. Another one reaches the shore first and claims victory. The third one gets second place. The one who flipped over tries to salvage his trampoline and argues that he still won. They end up at a bar in Mexico and sing a song.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video where the speakers attempt to cross the ocean on trampolines.
2. The speakers are three friends named Jack, Edwin and Merrick, who compete in a race to the bridge and then to Mexico.
3. The speakers use paddleboards, tarps, broomsticks, duct tape and rope to make their trampolines sailable.
4. Jack flips his trampoline and loses his phone in the ocean, while Edwin and Merrick reach the shore successfully.
5. The text also contains lyrics of a song that plays in the background of the video.