A possible summary is:
The speaker tells the story of how he dislocated and fractured his shoulder in a competition with Travis, a famous athlete. He describes the pain, the ambulance ride, the hospital visit, and the recovery process. He also mentions some funny and scary moments along the way, such as meeting a guy driving in the wrong direction on the highway and seeing memes of his fall on Twitter. He thanks his friends, family, nurses, and fans for their support and says he wants to heal as soon as possible and be positive.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was traveling from Mallorca to Barcelona for an event.
2. The speaker had a taxi driver who got lost three times on the way to the event.
3. The speaker participated in a sprint challenge with Travis and dislocated his left shoulder after falling on top of him.
4. The speaker was taken to the hospital by an ambulance and had his shoulder put back in place by a traumatologist, who also caused him a fracture in the scapula.
5. The speaker received support from Carmen, Mar, and some nurses who knew him because of their children.
6. The speaker decided not to go to the party after the event and returned to the hotel with his brother Vicente.
7. The speaker contacted a friend named Guillén who gave him the contact of a doctor who treats elite athletes.
8. The speaker also injured his eyebrow and both knees in the fall.