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This is a transcript of a comedy sketch show that features various humorous situations, such as a man who carries a chest of drawers with him everywhere because he lost the key to his travel ticket, a woman who tries to pass off her cat as a dog at a dog show, a plumber who pretends to be a doctor, and a new boss who rehearses how to act in front of his subordinates. The sketch show uses music, laughter, and applause to create a lively atmosphere and entertain the audience.
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1. The speaker is waiting for a friend who is checking a bike.
2. The speaker lent a suitcase to a friend for one day, and the friend still hasn't returned it.
3. The speaker is the director of a large grocery store on the square.
4. The speaker used to work as a simple economist but is now the director.
5. The speaker is getting divorced from their old wife and marrying a young one.
6. The speaker has a young and beautiful wife, and they live a luxurious life.
7. The speaker has a lot of money and can afford to buy expensive things.
8. The speaker is talking to a friend named Misha, who has a nice name.
9. The speaker's name is Victoria.
10. The speaker is familiar with a professor who is also a friend.
11. The speaker is driving a car and has picked up a hitchhiker.
12. The speaker is talking to a plumber named Dmitry Sergeevich.
13. The plumber is working on a client's pipe and is discussing the cost of the work.
14. The speaker is preparing for a performance and is rehearsing their lines.
15. The speaker is talking to a visitor named Anton Antonovich, who is discussing a specific case.
16. The speaker is 60 years old and has been working for a long time.
17. The speaker has a travel ticket that is in their chest of drawers, but the key is lost.
18. The speaker is trying to prove that they have a ticket by getting an X-ray of the chest of drawers.
19. The speaker is discussing the cost of transportation with a conductor.
20. The speaker is willing to pay for three tickets for themselves, their wife, and their son.