The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator summarizes three romantic movies in a humorous and sarcastic way. The movies are Legends of the Fall, Just Like Heaven, and Three Meters Above the Sky. The narrator criticizes the characters, the plot, and the logic of the movies, and makes fun of the violent, absurd, or tragic situations that happen in them. The summary is full of jokes, exaggerations, and personal opinions. The narrator ends by inviting the viewers to watch more romantic movies and to subscribe to his channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a summary of three romantic films: Legends of Passion, Just Like Heaven, and Three Meters Above the Sky.
2. Legends of Passion is about a love triangle between two brothers and a woman named Susana, who is engaged to one brother but falls in love with the other.
3. Just Like Heaven is about a doctor named Reese who falls into a coma and becomes a ghost that only a man named Mark can see and communicate with.
4. Three Meters Above the Sky is about a rebellious boy named H who meets and falls in love with a good girl named Baby, but their relationship is troubled by violence and tragedy.
5. The text contains many sarcastic and critical comments about the films, such as calling them sick, psychopathic, or nonsensical.