A possible concise summary is:
Regina goes on three blind dates set up by Daniel and Ally, who are trying to find her true love. The first date is with the Cloaker, a former spy who is not very romantic and prefers to meditate. The second date is with PZ314, an ex-hacker who works at McDonald's and insults Regina's appearance. The third date is with the Leek, a friendly guy who likes to dance but ruins the date by putting mayonnaise in Regina's sandwich, which she is afraid of. Regina rejects all three dates and Daniel tells her she will be alone forever.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
- 1. Regina is going on blind dates set up by Daniel and Ally.
- 2. Regina's first date is with the Cloaker, who is a former Project Zorgo member and a martial arts expert.
- 3. Regina and the Cloaker do an obstacle course, a water balloon challenge, and a couple's photo on their date.
- 4. Regina's second date is with PZ314, who is an ex-hacker and works at McDonald's.
- 5. Regina and PZ314 do a painting challenge and a dance challenge on their date.
- 6. Regina's third date is with the Leak, who is a spy ninja and likes to dance.
- 7. Regina and the Leak have a picnic and share a bologna sandwich on their date.
- 8. Regina rejects all three of her dates for different reasons: the Cloaker meditates too much, PZ314 draws her like an alien, and the Leak puts mayo in her sandwich.