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The text is a transcript of a commentary for a boxing event called Creator Clash, where content creators face each other in the ring. The commentators are Wade Plymouth, Moist Critical and Faze Sensei. The text focuses on the first fight of the night, between Matt Watson and Dad. Dad is a humanoid bot who claims to be the best youtuber and boxer in the universe. He knocks out Matt Watson in 22 seconds with his left hand and calls out other creators for a challenge. The commentators praise Dad's performance and fitness level, and show some highlights of the event.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube boxing event called Creator Clash, held in Tampa, Florida in 2022.
2. The event features content creators settling their differences in the ring with gloves on.
3. The first fight of the night is between Matt Watson and Dad, two YouTubers with different backgrounds and styles.
4. Dad is a humanoid bot who claims to be the best pop star, dancer, DJ, boxer and YouTuber in all the universes.
5. Matt Watson is a former employee of Markiplier and Game Grumps, and one half of the comedy duo Super Mega.
6. Dad wins the fight by knockout in 22 seconds, using his left hand to land powerful punches on Matt's chin.
7. Dad celebrates his victory by calling out other YouTubers such as Nexpo, MatPat, Oliver Tree and Syde.
8. The event is sponsored by Fansley and sanctioned by the Florida State Athletic Commission.
9. The commentators for the event are Wade Plymouth, Moist Critical and Faze Sensei.