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The text is a collection of transcripts from various TikTok videos, mostly in German, that cover different topics such as relationships, humor, music, sports, animals, and personal stories. Some of the videos are reactions or comments on other videos, while others are original content. The text does not have a clear structure or theme, but rather reflects the diversity and randomness of TikTok content.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker discovered a channel on TikTok.
2. The speaker's mother is German.
3. The speaker lived in Germany for a while.
4. The speaker's shoe size is 97.
5. The speaker is self-employed.
6. The speaker does not like the idea of drinking at the Ballermann among drunk people.
7. The speaker's parents have been married for 150 years, but they are not the speaker's biological parents.
8. The speaker's biological parents were married for 35 years before the father died at the age of 58.
9. The speaker's biological father's secret to a happy marriage was being able to listen well and take a beating from time to time.
10. The speaker has a cousin who was hospitalized after being hit with a glass bottle.
11. The speaker knows a person who was in a relationship with someone who was cheating on them.
12. The speaker's friend broke up with their girlfriend after the speaker had an affair with the girlfriend's boyfriend.
13. The speaker sent pictures of their threesome to their ex-girlfriend.
14. The speaker's ex-girlfriend regretted leaving them and tried to contact them.
15. The speaker told their ex-girlfriend's mother the whole story.
16. The speaker is now in a relationship with the gay ex-boyfriend of their ex-girlfriend.
17. The speaker did not grow up in a family and had to assert themselves from a young age.
18. The speaker got their driver's license early and did many things on their own.
19. The speaker is a little person from Germany.
Note: Some of the sentences were not included as they were opinions or not factual statements.