A possible concise summary is:
Two players try to solve various puzzles in a game that involves boats, water, and physics. They use different methods to get across the river, such as a sailboat, an engine boat, and a raft. They also have to open a dam and a gate to reach the exit. They have fun and struggle with the controls and the mechanics of the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by two players.
2. The game is called Human: Fall Flat and it involves physics-based puzzles and cooperative gameplay.
3. The players use different types of boats to navigate the water level, such as a barrel, a sailboat, and a motorboat.
4. The players skip some parts of the level by using shortcuts or glitches.
5. The players reach the exit of the level by pulling a lever and diving into a pool.