A possible concise summary is:
Markiplier, Jack and Felix play World of Warcraft and have fun exploring the game world, fighting enemies, and joking around. Markiplier also promotes the Warcraft movie and shares his passion for the Warcraft universe. The video is full of humor, nostalgia, and excitement.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where Markiplier teaches Jack and Felix how to play World of Warcraft.
2. Markiplier is a fan of the Warcraft universe and he is excited for the Warcraft movie that he is promoting.
3. Jack and Felix are new to the game and they don't know much about the lore, the mechanics or the strategy.
4. Markiplier guides them through some quests, dungeons and raids in the game and explains some of the history and characters behind them.
5. They also have some fun with their mounts, their outfits and their dances in the game.
6. The text contains a lot of jokes, sarcasm and swearing between the three friends.