A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a vlog by Shaytards, a family of YouTube creators, who attend VidCon 2015. They meet other YouTubers, fans, and celebrities, and have fun at various events and booths. They also promote their clothing brand Trixin and their upcoming documentary. They end the vlog with a humorous elevator scene.
Here are the extracted key facts from the text:
1. The speakers are at VidCon.
2. A person named George is mentioned as wearing a shirt with a proprietary design.
3. Bobby is mentioned as being annoyed.
4. A person named Tesla is mentioned as being present.
5. Tesla was supposed to be at a comedy festival in Canada but came with the group instead.
6. Daxton has the "best seat in the house".
7. A person named Miranda Sings is mentioned.
8. A flash drive is given to the group.
9. The group is promoting the Streamys, which will be on VH1 on September 17th.
10. A person named Maddie is mentioned.
11. Reese Witherspoon is mentioned as a celebrity crush.
12. The speakers are on their way to a QA session.
13. The group has been making vlogs and has a YouTube channel.
14. The speakers mention Ricky Bobby.
Note: These facts are based on the text provided and may not be comprehensive or accurate as the text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or vlog.