A possible concise summary is:
The video is a compilation of various clips that show oddly satisfying things, such as cutting ice, breaking glass, lighting a fire with a golf ball, and more. The narrator comments on each clip and expresses his reactions. He also promotes his mystery plushies several times and asks the viewers to like and subscribe.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about the most oddly satisfying TikToks of all time.
2. The video shows various clips of satisfying things, such as lighting a fire with a golf ball, peeling a watermelon, and dropping spheres down the stairs.
3. The video also promotes a mystery plushy box that contains different plushies, including a rare diamond one.
4. The video asks the viewers to leave a like, comment their favorite chocolate, and cop the mystery plushies from the first link down below.