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The speaker is the Angry Video Game Nerd, who reviews bad NES games based on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. He criticizes Total Recall, Last Action Hero, Conan, and Predator for their poor graphics, controls, hit detection, and level design. He rants about the frustrating and nonsensical aspects of each game, such as the pink outfit in Predator, the down button to jump in Conan, and the suicide button in Last Action Hero. He finally beats Predator after a lot of swearing and rage. He is not impressed by the ending message.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video by the Angry Video Game Nerd, who reviews NES games based on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
2. The games he reviews are Total Recall, Last Action Hero, Conan, and Predator.
3. He criticizes the games for having poor graphics, controls, hit detection, level design, and gameplay.
4. He compares the games to the movies and points out the differences and inaccuracies.
5. He uses vulgar language and exaggerated expressions to convey his frustration and anger.