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The text is a transcript of a comedy segment by Hasan Minhaj on his show Patriot Act, where he talks about America's obsession with oil and its consequences for the environment and climate change. He criticizes the Trump administration's policy of "energy dominance" and its support for the fossil fuel industry, while ignoring the benefits of renewable energy. He also mentions the Taylor oil spill, the largest in US history, that has been leaking since 2004. He contrasts the different approaches of presidents Carter and Reagan to energy conservation, and mocks the Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke for his admiration of Teddy Roosevelt and his unethical behavior. He ends by expressing his concern for his daughter's future and praising the 21 kids who are suing the government for its failure to address climate change.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. America is the world's largest crude oil producer.
2. The Taylor Energy oil spill has been leaking millions of barrels in the Gulf of Mexico since 2004.
3. Carter installed solar panels on the White House in 1977, but Reagan removed them in 1981.
4. Texas is leading the country in wind energy production.
5. The Trump administration wants to open 25 out of 26 offshore areas to new drilling.
6. 21 kids are suing the federal government for its failure to address climate change.