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The text is a transcript of a video where the speakers are looking for and buying cheap cars, such as a Toyota Crown and a Porsche Cayenne, for a project that involves competing for an apartment in Moscow. They encounter various challenges and problems with the cars, such as missing engines, flat tires, faulty wiring and alarm systems. They also use some humor and slang to comment on their experiences. They manage to start the Toyota Crown after assembling it from parts and test drive it. They end the video by saying they need to sell it and move on to the next car.
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