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The text is a transcript of an animated show called "Tuned 50", which celebrates the 50th anniversary of McLaren, a Formula 1 racing team. The show features the current drivers Jensen Button and Sergio Perez, as well as the voice of Professor M, who tries to tell the history of McLaren and its legendary drivers. However, his stories are constantly interrupted and contradicted by a mysterious old mechanic, who claims to have witnessed the secret lives of the drivers, such as Emerson Fittipaldi being a werewolf, James Hunt being a secret agent, Ayrton Senna being a guru, and Mika Hakkinen being an alien. The show also features the voices of some of the real drivers, such as Alain Prost, Bruno Senna, and Tom Hunt. The show is a mix of comedy, action, and nostalgia, and pays tribute to the achievements and spirit of McLaren.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about the history of McLaren, a Formula 1 racing team.
2. The video features a fictional animated series called "Tuned", which parodies the stories of different McLaren drivers.
3. The video is narrated by a character called Professor M, who is voiced by comedian Alexander Armstrong.
4. The video also features the voices of some real McLaren drivers, such as Alan Prost, Mika Hakkinen, Bruno Senna, Jenson Button and Sergio Perez.
5. The video covers eight episodes of "Tuned", each focusing on a different driver or era in McLaren's history.
6. The video was made in celebration of McLaren's 50th anniversary in 2013.