A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a family goes to a pumpkin patch and has fun with different activities. The father wants to carve a pumpkin, put it on his head, and light it on fire for an Instagram picture. He succeeds after some attempts and asks the viewers to support him and comment on his photo. He also announces the winners of a 360 camera giveaway.
Here are some possible key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker and his family went to a pumpkin patch on October 1st to get some pumpkins and have fun.
2. The speaker had an idea to carve a pumpkin, put it over his head, and light it on fire for a cool picture.
3. The speaker and his family also fed some goats, played with a rubber duckie race, and went down a slide at the pumpkin patch.
4. The speaker and his family ate at a restaurant for the first time in a week and he asked his viewers if they were interested in seeing that part of his life.
5. The speaker carved out a pumpkin helmet with a creepy face and used sterno gel to set it on fire while wearing it.
6. The speaker asked his viewers to go to his Instagram and show love for his picture and tell people it was not Photoshop.
7. The speaker announced the winners of the 360 camera giveaway and said he would direct message them from his main account.