A possible concise summary is:
A person tries to become a police officer in a video game and goes through some training with another player. They do a simulation store robbery, a traffic stop, and a public drinking arrest. They also joke around, crash cars, and shoot people. The other player congratulates them and pretends to give them flowers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker wants to become a police officer.
2. The speaker visits the police station to inquire about becoming a police officer.
3. The speaker is given a police uniform to wear.
4. The speaker is taught how to use a taser.
5. The speaker is taken on a tour of the police station, including the evidence room and the cells.
6. The speaker is given a chance to practice arresting someone in a simulation.
7. The speaker is taught how to pull someone over and issue a ticket.
8. The speaker participates in a traffic stop simulation.
9. The speaker is given a police car to drive, but crashes it.
10. The speaker is told they did a good job during the training and is made an official police officer.
11. The police car has a lot of blood on it.
12. The speaker is given a gift by their trainer, but it's not clear what the gift is.