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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker first promotes Audible and then pretends to be a doctor examining a patient with unusual eye problems. The speaker uses humor and exaggeration to make the video entertaining. The patient has different colors in each eye, no peripheral vision, music playing in one eye, and high pressure in both eyes. The speaker collects a sample from the patient's eyes and tells them to come back the next day.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video that is sponsored by Audible.
2. Audible is the leading provider of spoken word entertainment and offers a large selection of audiobooks, podcasts and original content.
3. Audible members get one credit every month for any title in the premium selection and access to the plus catalog with thousands of titles included.
4. New members can try Audible for 30 days for free and get 60% off their first three months.
5. The video features a person named Dr. JB who performs an orbital exam on a patient with unusual eye conditions.
6. The patient has different color perception in each eye, no peripheral vision, and different sounds in each ear.
7. Dr. JB measures the patient's eye pressure, takes a sample of their eye fluid, and sends it to the lab.
8. Dr. JB cancels all his appointments for the week and tells the patient to come back the next day.