The summary is:
The text is a collection of quotes from the movie Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, mixed with some sarcastic comments and references to other movies and shows. The quotes are mostly from the scenes where Anakin turns to the dark side, the Jedi are killed, Obi-Wan and Yoda fight the Emperor and Anakin, and Anakin becomes Darth Vader. The text mocks the dialogue, the plot, the characters, and the special effects of the movie.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Yoda feels something is wrong and does nothing during the attack on the Jedi Temple.
2. Commander Cody executes order 66 without questioning the Emperor's appearance or motive.
3. Korean nuclear fusion reactor achieves 100 million°C for 30 seconds and a net energy gain.
4. Anakin kills children and turns to the dark side.
5. Obi-Wan and Anakin fight on a lava planet and Obi-Wan has the high ground.
6. Padme dies of a broken heart after giving birth to twins.
7. Yoda gives up the fight with the Emperor and goes to Dagobah.
8. The text contains opinions, jokes, references, and parodies of other movies and characters.