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The text is a transcript of a quiz show about retired NHL jersey numbers. The host asks the contestants various questions related to the topic, and they have to answer correctly or face punishments. The contestants also have lifelines and bonus rounds to help them. The quiz ends with a final boss question where the contestants have to name all the retired numbers of the Montreal Canadiens. Jeff wins the quiz by answering all 10 numbers correctly, and gives a gracious speech in the winner's circle.
1. The topic of the quiz is retired NHL jersey numbers.
2. The Montreal Canadiens have retired a lot of jerseys.
3. The only number retired league-wide in the NHL is 99, which belongs to Wayne Gretzky.
4. The Minnesota Wild retired the number 1 to honor their fans.
5. Jaromir Jagr is the only player in the top ten in career points without having his jersey number retired by a single NHL franchise.
6. Keith Tkachuk's jersey number has been honored by two separate teams, but not officially retired.
7. The number 9 is the most retired number in the NHL, and it belongs to Gordie Howe.
8. The four teams that have not retired a single jersey number are the Winnipeg Jets, Columbus Blue Jackets, Nashville Predators, and San Jose Sharks.
9. The first athlete to have their number retired by a professional sports franchise was a hockey player.
10. The Montreal Canadiens have retired the most numbers in the NHL.
11. The Canadians have retired the following numbers and players: 1 - Jacques Plante, 2 - Doug Harvey, 3 - Emile Bouchard, 4 - Jean Beliveau, 5 - Bernard Geoffrion, 7 - Howie Morenz, 9 - Maurice Richard, 10 - Guy Lafleur, 12 - Dickie Moore, 12 - Yvan Cournoyer, 16 - Henri Richard, 19 - Larry Robinson, 23 - Bob Gainey, 29 - Ken Dryden, 33 - Patrick Roy.