A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who tries to impress his girlfriend by stealing a luxury car from a millionaire with the help of two new members of his band. He also hires two troubadours to serenade her, but finds out that she is being courted by another man. He gets into a fight with the rival and ends up in the hospital. He then recruits two new workers for his cell phone business, who turn out to be part of a criminal family. He asks them to help him maintain control over his family and offers them a dangerous mission to steal the car. He and his girlfriend manage to get the car, but they are chased by the millionaire's guards and a helicopter. He loses contact with the two workers and asks the viewers to subscribe and like for the continuation.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a youtuber who makes videos about stealing cars and other pranks.
2. The speaker has a girlfriend who he tries to impress with a serenade, but he finds out she is cheating on him with another singer.
3. The speaker hires two people to help him form a band and maintain control over his family.
4. The speaker and his girlfriend steal a super luxurious car from a millionaire, but they are chased by a guard and a helicopter.
5. The speaker loses contact with the two people he hired and asks the viewers to subscribe and like for the continuation.