The text is a transcript of a video that shows different ways to sneak snacks into various places, such as a pool, a hospital, a gym, or a bedroom. The video is meant to be humorous and entertaining, and it uses exaggerated scenarios and reactions. The video also encourages the viewers to comment, share, and subscribe.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is at a pool and comments on the beauty of the day.
2. The speaker mentions that they always bring snacks to the pool.
3. The speaker talks about a creative way to eat marshmallows while wearing a bikini.
4. The speaker mentions that they have a "secret package of marshmallows."
5. The speaker talks about hiding snacks in a dog toy to avoid getting caught.
6. The speaker mentions that they have a "delicious little secret" that they want to share.
7. The speaker talks about using a balloon to hide candies.
8. The speaker mentions that they have a "present" for someone, which is a bag of snacks.
9. The speaker talks about eating snacks while watching a TV show or movie.
10. The speaker mentions that they have a "snack belly" that they need to protect.
11. The speaker talks about using a disguise to sneak snacks into a restricted area.
12. The speaker mentions that they have a "candy bra" that they want to show off.
13. The speaker talks about eating snacks while working out at the gym.
14. The speaker mentions that they have a "snack problem" that they need to solve.
15. The speaker talks about using creative ways to hide snacks, such as in a bandana or a wristband.
16. The speaker mentions that they have a "monster under the bed" that they need to fool.
17. The speaker talks about eating snacks in bed while hiding under a blanket.
18. The speaker mentions that they have a "daughter" who is always trying to catch them eating snacks.
19. The speaker talks about using a rosemary plant as a disguise to sneak snacks.
20. The speaker mentions that they always plan ahead to make sure they have snacks available.
Note: Some of these "facts" may be humorous or ironic, as the text appears to be a comedic script or dialogue.