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The text is a transcript of a video game review by Angry Joe, who is a YouTube personality. He reviews XCOM: Enemy Unknown, a remake of a classic strategy game from 1994. He praises the game for its engaging gameplay, challenging difficulty, character customization, and atmosphere. He also criticizes some aspects of the game, such as the lack of base defense, free aiming, and inventory system. He gives the game a 9 out of 10 and recommends it to his viewers. He also makes some suggestions for the sequel and shows some bloopers from his filming.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video review of the game XCOM: Enemy Unknown by Angry Joe.
2. The game is a remake of the original XCOM from 1994, which is considered the best strategy game of all time by some people.
3. The game has two modes: a strategic global view of the alien invasion and a tactical turn-based combat mode.
4. The game is challenging and rewarding, with character customization, class-based abilities, research, engineering, and base construction.
5. The game has a multiplayer versus mode where players can mix and match units from humans and aliens.
6. The game has some flaws, such as limited map variety, half-baked interception, disappointing ending, and no base defense.
7. The game receives a 9 out of 10 rating and a badass seal of approval from Angry Joe.
8. The text ends with some bloopers from the video production.