A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where two friends, Jordan and Ethan, try to find out who trolled their Minecraft houses by stealing their furniture and blowing them up. They use a lie detector machine to interrogate Zach, Ethan's sister's boyfriend, and Ella, Jordan's girlfriend, who were online the night before. They find out that Zach stole one of Ethan's knives and Ella blew up Ethan's house, but neither of them trolled Jordan's house. Ethan confesses that he was the one who stole Jordan's furniture to make his own replica of Jordan's house underground. Jordan and Ella are angry at Ethan for lying and trolling them.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. Someone stole the toilet from the narrator's house.
2. The narrator woke up to find their toilet missing.
3. The narrator's furniture and other belongings were also stolen.
4. The narrator suspected that the thief was someone who had access to their house.
5. The narrator and their friend Jordan decided to interrogate two suspects, Zach and Ella.
6. Zach was questioned first and denied any involvement in the theft.
7. Ella was questioned next and also denied any involvement.
8. The narrator and Jordan used a lie detector machine to question the suspects.
9. Zach was found to be telling the truth, but Ella's answers were inconsistent.
10. The narrator realized that they were the one who had been trolling their own house.
11. The narrator admitted to stealing their own furniture and toilet to create a replica of their favorite streamer's house.
12. The narrator was caught and confessed to the crime.