A possible concise summary is:
Dan and Phil play the sixth episode of My Horse Prince, a game where the main character falls in love with a horse with a human face. They make breakfast with the horse, who wears an apron and chops spring onions. They have to answer questions and tap on the screen to increase their bond with the horse. They also discover that they can brush and stroke the horse. The episode ends with the horse force-feeding them spring onion soup until they choke. They ask their viewers to vote on whether they want them to continue playing the game or not.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Dan and Phil, two YouTube personalities, playing a game called My Horse Prince.
2. The game is about a woman named Susan who falls in love with a horse that has a human face named Yuuma.
3. The video is part of a series that Dan and Phil have been making about the game, which has divided their audience.
4. In this episode, Susan and Yuuma make a spring onion soup together, and Yuuma tries to feed it to Susan with his hoof.
5. The episode ends with Susan choking on the soup and seeing a vision of God.