The summary of the text is:
- The text is a transcript of a comedy show where the host talks to different couples in the audience and tells a story about his own relationship.
- The host asks the couples about their dating history, how they met, and how long they have been together. He also makes jokes and comments about their situations.
- The host tells a story about how he went to a fancy restaurant with a girl he liked, but he didn't have enough money to pay the bill. He managed to pass his credit card, but he ate so much that he felt sick and didn't want to do anything with her afterwards.
- The host says that he is now engaged to that girl, but he still owes her money for the tickets he bought for his show. He says that she threatened to expose him on stage if he doesn't pay her back.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where a man tells a story about his first date with his current fiancée.
- The man took his date to a fancy restaurant called Asador, which is in front of the beach in Flamengo, Rio de Janeiro.
- The man did not have enough money to pay for the bill, so he used his credit card and hoped it would go through.
- The man and his date later went to his apartment, but he did not have any sexual energy because he was stressed about the bill.
- The man and his date have been together for three years and are engaged. They live near the restaurant and go there almost every week. He makes her pay as a revenge.