The text is a transcript of a video that shows various funny and unexpected situations that happened on live TV programs in Brazil and Portugal. Some examples are:
- A reporter who fell from a bridge while trying to demonstrate the danger of the place.
- A woman who ran to answer a question on a game show and tripped on the way.
- A Brazilian who complained about not being able to poop at home because of a flight cancellation.
- A presenter who choked on a piece of cake and had to interrupt the program.
- A singer who wore a tight beige jumpsuit that highlighted her curves.
- A band that dressed up as random characters and called themselves Avengers of Brega.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about live TV fails in Brazil and Portugal.
2. The video shows various examples of reporters and presenters falling, choking, being interrupted, or making mistakes on air.
3. Some of the examples include a priest falling out of his chair, a reporter being scared by a dog, a woman running to answer a question and tripping, a man saying he would kill people with the lottery prize, and a singer choking on the anthem of Pará.
4. The video also shows some technical errors, such as showing the wrong channel, the screen turning off, or the touch screen not working.
5. The video ends with a teaser for a documentary series about anaconda hunters in the Pantanal.