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Rhett and Link play a game where they guess what happened to various items that were left in champagne for a month. They examine urinal cakes, filet mignon, rawhide, strawberries, and lamb's brains, and compare them to the original items. They get all five questions right and avoid drinking milkmosas. They also find Link's glasses in champagne and make jokes about feeding each other strawberries.
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1. The text is a transcript of an episode of Good Mythical Morning, a YouTube show hosted by Rhett and Link.
2. The episode is about leaving different items in champagne for a month and guessing what happened to them.
3. The items they tested were urinal cake, filet mignon, rawhide, strawberry, and lamb's brain.
4. The urinal cake dissolved into a gooey mess, the filet mignon turned brown and appeared to be cooked, the rawhide went limp but kept its toughness, the strawberry turned white but stayed solid, and the lamb's brain kept its shape.
5. They also left Link's glasses in champagne for a month and joked that they became champagne glasses.
6. The episode ended with a video of two fans spinning the Wheel of Mythicality at Holidazzle in Minneapolis, Minnesota.