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The text is a transcript of a video game called "The Game of My Life", where the player controls the life of a character named Helena Rossi. The game is a mix of comedy, drama, and absurdity, as Helena faces various challenges and choices in her personal and professional life. Some of the events that happen in the game are:
- Helena's brother Matheus gets married at age 15 and has a daughter named Simone.
- Helena's dog Simone attacks her and rips off her scalp.
- Helena becomes a channeler after dying and coming back to life.
- Helena dates a man who wants to change his sex and breaks up with her.
- Helena fights with a beggar woman who tries to steal a bike and kills her with a sword.
- Helena witnesses a professional athlete having sex in public and intervenes.
- Helena dies of old age and leaves her bank account to her daughter.
The game is meant to be humorous and entertaining, as the player can make different choices and see the consequences. The game also has references to pop culture, such as Kylie Jenner, Michel Teló, and Jeremy Renner. The game is narrated by a voice-over that comments on Helena's actions and gives advice. The game ends with a request for likes, comments, and suggestions for more videos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator's name is Lino Rossi, and their birthday is March 17th.
2. Lino is a Pisces and has a father named Marcelo Rossi.
3. Marcelo is a priest and is 34 years old.
4. Lino's mother is a guide and has a lot of hair.
5. Lino has an older brother named Matthew, who is 15 years old.
6. Matthew has a job at a life insurance agency.
7. Lino has a niece named Simone Roxy.
8. Simone is a German Shepherd dog.
9. Lino's family has a history of problems with animals.
10. Lino's brother, Matthew, got married to a 19-year-old woman named Eliza Toscano.
11. Matthew is only 15 years old, so the marriage is not legitimate.
12. Lino's family has a history of health problems, including memory loss.
13. Lino's father died at the age of 92.
14. Lino's mother also passed away, but the exact age is not specified.
15. Lino has a friend named Valentino Falero who is a motivational speaker.
16. Lino has a daughter who is 48 years old and has a son.
17. Lino's daughter is interested in studying dance.
18. Lino's friend, Kylie Jenner, came out as gay.
19. Lino's friend, Helena Rossi, is a strong and independent woman.
20. Lino has a bank account with 530 thousand in it.
Note: Some of the facts may be mentioned multiple times in the text, but I have only listed each fact once.