A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is pranking his wife and friend by pretending to lose his memory after they ignored him for 24 hours. He acts confused and forgets their names, his dogs, and his favorite game. He also puts on his wife's jacket and tries to escape. His wife and friend are worried and try to help him remember. They also get a message from the game master about a mission. The speaker reveals that he was faking it and gives his wife roses.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. Matt is pranking Rebecca and Daniel by pretending to lose his memory.
2. Rebecca and Daniel found a note on the roof that said "Matt is missing haha".
3. Matt wrapped his head with a bandage and acted confused when they found him.
4. Rebecca and Daniel tried to jog Matt's memory by showing him photos, playing Fortnite, and talking about their wedding.
5. Matt pretended to forget his name, his dogs, and his YouTube channel.
6. Matt revealed his prank when he gave Rebecca roses and said he knew who he was.
7. The game master sent a message to Rebecca and Daniel that they need to be ready for 5 p.m. tomorrow.