A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a series of short videos that parody different genres and tropes. The first video is about a disgruntled employee who joins a rival company and has to hug his former enemy. The second video is about a student who tries to solve the mystery of a missing cat and exposes a political scandal. The third video is about a boy who imagines himself in a fantasy world with a unicorn and has to choose between his dream and his girlfriend. The fourth video is about a group of friends who go on an adventure with a stolen barcycle and end up crashing into a car. Each video ends with the title of the next one.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- Brian's cat Cheeto was stolen while he was in the bathroom.
- Ki Swan was running for student body president against Shane Pizza.
- Wendell Brixby was Ki's running mate and he tried to frame Shane for stealing Cheeto.
- Ki solved the mystery and fired Wendell.
- Ted Wong and Brian Doheny broke up after a fight.
- Brian went to prom alone and then joined his friends for a night out.
- They stole a barcycle from an erotic arcade and crashed it into Ted's dad's car.