A possible concise summary is:
The video is about three friends who try to be firefighters for a day and do various tasks such as rescuing people, cutting a car roof, breaking a door, and saving a cat. They also promote their merchandise and have fun with the tools and equipment. At the end, they are rejected by the chief and learn about fire safety tips.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speakers try to be firefighters for a day.
2. The speakers are named Nathan, Gabe and James, and they are YouTube personalities who run the channel Unspeakable.
3. The video involves various activities such as waking up to an alarm, driving a fire truck, saving people and animals from a burning building, using tools like the jaws of life and a chainsaw, and going down a ladder and a rope.
4. The video also features some promotional segments for the speakers' merchandise, such as hats, shirts, squishies and frisbees.
5. The video ends with a fire safety message from the Community Volunteer Fire Department, advising people to clean their lint traps and dryer vents regularly.