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The text is a humorous summary of the movie Black Widow, which follows the adventures of Natasha Romanoff, a former spy and Avenger, as she reunites with her fake family of undercover Soviet agents and tries to stop a villain who controls a network of brainwashed female assassins. The text covers the main plot points, characters, and action scenes of the movie, while also making fun of its absurdities and inconsistencies. The text ends with a post-credits scene that sets up a future conflict between Natasha's sister Yelena and Hawkeye, another Avenger. The text also invites the reader to follow the author on social media and suggest other movies or series to summarize.
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- 1. The text is a summary of the movie Black Widow, starring Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff.
- 2. The movie begins in Ohio in 1995, where Natasha and her sister Yelena are part of a fake family of Russian spies, along with their parents Alexei and Melina.
- 3. The family escapes to Cuba after stealing a disk with important information, and the sisters are taken to the Red Room, a secret program that trains girls to become assassins.
- 4. The movie then jumps to 21 years later, after the events of Captain America: Civil War, where Natasha is on the run from General Ross and his men.
- 5. Yelena, who has been freed from the mind control of the Red Room by a gas antidote, sends Natasha the vials of the antidote and a photo of them as children.
- 6. Natasha goes to Budapest to reunite with Yelena, and they decide to stop the Red Room and its leader, Dreykov, who is still alive and has a daughter named Antonia, who is the masked assassin Taskmaster.
- 7. They break their fake father Alexei out of prison, and he tells them that their fake mother Melina knows where the new Red Room is located.
- 8. They go to Melina's farm in Russia, where she reveals that she is still working for Dreykov and has betrayed them to his men.
- 9. However, Melina switches sides and helps them infiltrate the Red Room, which is a flying base in the sky.
- 10. Natasha confronts Dreykov and learns that he controls the Black Widows with pheromones and a neural network. She breaks her nose to block his smell and fights him, while Yelena frees the other Widows with the antidote.
- 11. Yelena also blows up one of the engines of the base, causing it to crash. Natasha gives Yelena a parachute and jumps after her, while fighting Taskmaster in mid-air.
- 12. Natasha manages to free Taskmaster from Dreykov's control with the antidote, and they land safely. Alexei and Melina arrive with a helicopter to pick them up.
- 13. Natasha gives Yelena the data of the other Black Widows around the world and the remaining antidote, and tells her to free them. She also gives her a vest that she likes.
- 14. Natasha stays behind to face Ross and his men, but somehow escapes and gets a Quinjet from her contact Mason. She says she will go to free her friends from prison.
- 15. In a post-credits scene, set after Avengers: Endgame, Yelena visits Natasha's grave and is approached by Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, who gives her a new mission: to kill Clint Barton/Hawkeye.
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