A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who does a mukbang video, where he eats a lot of food and talks about random topics. He introduces himself as Bing and tells the viewers to eat with him. He talks about his public relationship with his boyfriend, his opinion on Eugenia Cooney and vine, what music he listens to, his experiences with one-night stands, and whether he wants kids. He also calls his mom and asks her about mukbang. He ends the video by asking the viewers to like, comment and subscribe, and brushes his teeth.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The speaker is back with a big bag of food and a big gross shirt.
2. The speaker did a video where they ate their dinner and talked about random things, and the viewers liked it.
3. The speaker is eating chicken and vegetables as a healthy meal, and sticky buns, carrot cake, and brownie as desserts.
4. The speaker has a boyfriend named Rylan who works on a channel called Clever, and they decided to go public with their relationship after eight months of dating.
5. The speaker knows Eugenia Cooney from their podcast, and they think she is very sweet and does not deserve to be banned from YouTube.
6. The speaker thinks Vine is dead because it forced people to be creative, and they miss the old Marina Joyce scandal.
7. The speaker has been listening to Jessie McCartney, Jojo, Lady Gaga, and old music from 1999.
8. The speaker does not want kids right now because they are scared of them and they think their dog is already a lot of work.
9. The speaker has had some depressing dates and one-night stands in the past, and they joke about being a serial killer.
10. The speaker calls their mom and explains what a mukbang is, and then brushes their teeth at the end of the video.