A possible concise summary is:
Edison and Gloria are a married couple who have a history of domestic violence and legal problems. Edison wants to divorce Gloria and sue her for $10,000 for the damages she caused him. Gloria wants to counter-sue him for $30,000 for her pacemaker that was affected by his use of a taser on her. They both present their witnesses and experts in front of a judge who decides to grant the divorce and the $10,000 to Edison, based on the evidence and the laws of Massachusetts. The judge also advises them to educate themselves and respect themselves.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- Edison and Gloria are married and suing each other for divorce and damages.
- Edison claims that Gloria is violent, jealous and abusive towards him and that he used a taser to defend himself from her attack in an elevator.
- Gloria claims that Edison damaged her pacemaker with the taser and that he wanted to kill her for her properties.
- The text is a transcript of a court TV show where the judge, the witnesses and the experts give their opinions and testimonies about the case.
- The text mentions the laws of Massachusetts regarding the use of tasers and firearms for self-defense.