A possible concise summary is:
The speaker, Karla, shares some of her memorable and traumatic situations from her school days, ranging from elementary school to high school. She talks about how she was bullied, chased, kicked, slapped, shamed, yelled at, and sent home by teachers and classmates. She also mentions some of her rebellious and silly actions, such as throwing eggs, singing in a play, and breaking the law. She uses humor and sarcasm to cope with her experiences and invites the viewers to share their own stories in the comments.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by Karla Scheix, a German singer and influencer.
2. The text is about some situations from her school days that she found shocking, funny or embarrassing.
3. The text covers her experiences from kindergarten to high school, such as having crushes, fighting, singing, throwing eggs and being sent home from a school trip.
4. The text is informal, humorous and sometimes sarcastic in tone.
5. The text contains some swear words, slang and references to pop culture.