A possible concise summary is:
Simon reacts to memes and posts from his Reddit community, plays a game of guessing which Sidemen said certain quotes, and watches a video of his girlfriend screaming turned into dubstep. He also comments on his appearance, his old apartment, his stream intro, and his ranking among UK YouTubers. He ends the video by asking people to join his subreddit and reminding them of his 10 million subscribers goal.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The YouTuber, Simon, has 226,000 members in his community.
2. KSI has 59,000 upvotes on his top post, while Simon has 1.6,000 upvotes on his top post.
3. Simon is friends with Deji and plans to support him.
4. Simon has played Among Us with PewDiePie.
5. Ethan Dolan (from The Dolan Twins) was challenged by Nick Crompton to a boxing match, which led to Ethan starting to lose weight.
6. Nick Crompton and Ethan Dolan never actually fought.
7. Simon ranks the Sidemen's football skills, with Vic at the top and Josh at the bottom.
8. Josh has a big head.
9. Simon rented an apartment in London with JJ, which cost a lot of money.
10. The apartment cost around £8 million.
11. Simon and JJ no longer live together.
12. Simon has played video games with PewDiePie and filmed videos with him.
13. Simon has been tagged in a post about a car, but claims he won't buy it.
14. Simon's stream deck is not very good.
15. Simon has laser eye surgery and no longer needs glasses.
16. Simon is happy to get ID'd for a Red Bull because it makes him feel young.
17. Simon's editors, Mo and Joel, help keep his channel going.
18. Simon's video intro is not very good.
19. Simon had a competition for his stream intro and received many submissions.
20. Simon's new intro is not very good, but he likes one of the submissions from the competition.
21. Simon is in the top 100 most followed Twitch channels.
22. Miniminter has entered the top 50 most subscribed YouTube channels in the UK.
23. Simon wants to reach 42 seconds of fame.
24. Vic has a good headset.
25. Simon used to wear a headset for 5 hours a day and developed a lump on his head.
26. Simon's barber pointed out the lump on his head.
27. Simon was supposed to do a challenge, but lost the nunchucks needed for it.
28. Simon doesn't have a car.
29. Toby has a car, and Simon asked if he could use it for a video.