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The text is a humorous summary of two movies: 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later. They are about a zombie apocalypse caused by a virus that spreads through blood and saliva. The first movie follows Jim, a man who wakes up from a coma and tries to survive with other survivors. He meets his wife, who is immune to the virus, but she is killed by his cowardly husband, who gets infected. The second movie follows their children, who return to London after the virus is contained, but they find their mother alive and also immune. She infects their father, who starts a new outbreak. The children escape with the help of some soldiers and a doctor, but they may have spread the virus to France.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a summary of the movies 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later, which are about a zombie apocalypse caused by a virus.
2. The main characters of the first movie are Jim, Selena, Frank, Hannah and a group of soldiers led by Major West.
3. The main characters of the second movie are Don, Alice, Andy, Tam and a group of soldiers led by General Stone.
4. The virus is transmitted through blood and saliva, and it makes people rage and attack others.
5. Alice and Andy are immune to the virus, but they can still infect others.
6. Jim, Selena and Hannah survive the first movie, while Don, Alice and most of the soldiers die.
7. Tam, Andy and a soldier named Doyle survive the second movie, while Don, Alice and most of the civilians die.
8. The virus spreads from England to France at the end of the second movie.