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The text is a transcript of a video that explains the history of speedrunning records for different categories of a track called Frappe Snowland in the game Mario Kart 64. The video describes the techniques, strategies, and glitches that players used to achieve the fastest times for one lap and three laps, with and without shortcuts. The video also shows some clips of the players' reactions and highlights the intense competition and challenges they faced. The video ends with a dramatic moment where one player finally breaks the two-minute barrier for the non-shortcut three lap record.
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1. Mario Kart 64 has a category of speedruns called time trials, where players compete to finish one or three laps of a track as fast as possible, with or without shortcuts.
2. Shortcuts are defined as anything that the developers probably didn't intend for the players to do to save time, such as exploiting glitches or skipping parts of the track.
3. Fraps Snowland is one of the most broken tracks in the game, with several shortcuts that involve going out of bounds and confusing the game's lap counter.
4. The game has different versions, NTSC and PAL, that run at different speeds and have different leaderboards. The PAL version runs slower than the NTSC version, so times are adjusted by 17% to compare them.
5. The non-shortcut flap record requires precise driving, mini turbos, and mushroom usage to cut corners over the snow. The record has been contested by two players, Matthias and Dan, for several years.
6. The shortcut flap record involves going backwards at the start, landing on a specific polygon behind the finish line, and getting picked up by Lakitu. The record was accidentally beaten by Abney while he was recording a tutorial video.
7. The three lap shortcut record involves doing the bridge shortcut three times in a row, with different paths and mushroom timings. The record was held by Greg I and Vaj for six years until Abney beat it with new strategies.
8. The non-shortcut three lap record involves driving around the course without any shortcuts, with optimal corner cuts and mushroom jumps. The record was lowered by Penev, Peter II, Eddie T, MJ, Matthias and Dan over the years. Matthias was the first to achieve a sub-two-minute time after months of attempts.