This is a summary of the video transcript:
The video is about how the narrator became a German citizen without ever living in Germany or speaking the language. He explains that he inherited his citizenship from his family and applied for a passport at the German embassy. He then shares his experiences of being German, such as visiting Germany, celebrating German anniversaries, learning some German words and culture, and using his passport for travel. He also jokes about some stereotypes and challenges of being German, such as eating sauerkraut, singing the national anthem, and displaying the flag. He ends the video by thanking his viewers and supporters, and promoting his merchandise.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The author grew up as a Danish boy in Denmark and never lived in Germany.
2. The author learned German in school but hated it and switched to Spanish.
3. The author became interested in becoming a German citizen after seeing the benefits of having a German passport.
4. The author discovered that he was eligible for German citizenship by descent through his family.
5. The author applied for and received a German passport without having to live in Germany or pass any tests.
6. The author lost his first German passport to armed robbers in Honduras and got a new one later.
7. The author celebrated his "Germanversary" with parties, flags, sauerkraut and German music.
8. The author still struggled with speaking German and understanding the culture and history of Germany.
9. The author realized that being German was not about displaying nationalism but about being punctual and driving fast on the autobahn.
10. The author updated his profile picture to a German flag and thanked his viewers for watching his video.