A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video blog by a person who tries to help his friend Taquito find love with a short girl named Rebeca, but things get complicated when Taquito kisses other women and Rebeca gets jealous. The blogger also promotes his music and his betting group, and makes jokes with his other friends. He records the events of the day and shares his thoughts with his audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video blog by a person who tries to fix the love life of his friends.
2. The main characters are Taquito, Rebequita, Cakes, Javier and the narrator.
3. Taquito is a short guy who likes Rebequita, but also kisses other women.
4. Rebequita is a short girl who likes Taquito, but also goes out with Cakes.
5. Cakes is a guy who likes Rebequita, but also kisses other women.
6. Javier is a friend of the narrator who helps him with his plan to make Taquito and Rebequita meet.
7. The narrator is a musician who also promotes his songs and bets on sports.
8. The plan involves taking Taquito and Rebequita to different places, such as a nuclear fusion reactor, a movie theater, a bowling alley and a billiard hall.
9. The plan goes wrong when Taquito and Rebequita see each other kissing other people and get angry.
10. The narrator ends up kissing Rebequita as a joke and pays Taquito 2000 wands to do so.
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