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The text is a humorous summary of a movie about a vampire hunter named Bot, who works as a pool cleaner to hide his true profession. He has to deal with his ex-wife, who wants to take their daughter away from him, and his new partner, who is a rookie and a snitch. He also has to face Audrey, the leader of the vampires, who wants revenge for him killing her mother. Along the way, he meets Heather, a nurse who is also a vampire, and Snoop Dogg, an old friend and colleague. The summary describes the main plot points, action scenes, and jokes of the movie.
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1. Bot is a vampire hunter who works as a pool cleaner as a cover.
2. Bot kills an old woman who is actually a vampire and the mother of Audrey, the patron saint of vampires.
3. Audrey tracks down Bot and kidnaps his ex-wife and daughter to get revenge.
4. Bot rejoins the vampire hunting union and works with a partner named Zed, who is also a snitch.
5. Zed gets turned into a vampire by Audrey's men, but he helps Bot escape and fight back.
6. Bot and Zed team up with Snoop Dogg, another vampire hunter, and Heather, a vampire who wants to be good.
7. Bot and Zed confront Audrey and decapitate her with a silver thread trap.
8. Bot reconciles with his ex-wife and daughter, while Zed survives the vampire bite and smokes a huge cigarette.