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The text is a transcript of a video by an Italian YouTuber named Riccardo Dose, who makes comedy commentary on various topics. In this video, he is mocking a TV show about a woman named Monique, who is extremely stingy and tries to save money on everything. She lives in Los Angeles and has a boyfriend named Joseph, who broke up with her because of her cheap lifestyle. She wants to win him back by buying a mattress and some bed sheets from a flea market, but she bargains hard and ends up with some dirty and old items. Riccardo Dose makes fun of her behavior, her appearance, and the people she interacts with. He also makes jokes about Jesus, celiacs, and his own channel. He invites his viewers to subscribe to his channel and to another one called Karel. He ends the video with a vulgar joke.
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1. Monique is a substitute teacher who earns around $2,400 per month.
2. She lives in Los Angeles and tries to save money by living in an apartment without a real bed.
3. Monique's obsession with saving money has compromised her intimacy with her partner.
4. She has a habit of inflating her bed with her mouth to avoid wasting electricity.
5. Monique saves around $68 per year by giving up dental hygiene products.
6. She also saves around $120 per year by keeping her fridge turned on for only 7 hours a week.
7. Monique and her partner, Joseph, are looking for a new mattress to replace their inflatable one.
8. They visit a flea market to find a new mattress, but Monique is hesitant to spend $20 on a mattress.
9. They eventually find a fabric store where they can buy remnants of fabric at a discounted price.
10. Monique finds some sheets in a motel that she can use instead of spending $25 on new linens.
11. Joseph and Monique spend less than $30 on new bed sheets and other items for their bed.
12. Monique has a habit of using a mint plant for personal hygiene instead of commercial products.
13. She chews on the leaves of the mint plant every day for her health.
14. Monique's partner, Joseph, is willing to spend more money on certain items, but Monique is hesitant.
15. Monique and Joseph have been together for three years and are trying to find ways to compromise on their spending habits.